"Oh, evil. None of it was ever an act, was it. All this time you've been very, very bad man and I was just blinded by your human wiles."
He briefly closed his eyes, hands at his temples as he tried to concentrate and will his body into calming down before certain...reactions overwhelmed him.
He went through his usual litany, thinking up various unsexy things:
"Powdered wigs. Scientific studies lacking statistical rigor. Wearing sunglasses indoors to look 'cool.' People saying they can't find something because they haven't actually looked. Apostrophes used to make English plurals. People kissing the air next to other people's faces when they meet them instead of just kissing them..."
He waved a hand in the air, flapping it in the direction of the door.
"Go, you exceptionally naughty and exceedingly handsome man, and give me time to calm certain biological responses, or dinner isn't happening."
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"Oh, evil. None of it was ever an act, was it. All this time you've been very, very bad man and I was just blinded by your human wiles."
He briefly closed his eyes, hands at his temples as he tried to concentrate and will his body into calming down before certain...reactions overwhelmed him.
He went through his usual litany, thinking up various unsexy things:
"Powdered wigs. Scientific studies lacking statistical rigor. Wearing sunglasses indoors to look 'cool.' People saying they can't find something because they haven't actually looked. Apostrophes used to make English plurals. People kissing the air next to other people's faces when they meet them instead of just kissing them..."
He waved a hand in the air, flapping it in the direction of the door.
"Go, you exceptionally naughty and exceedingly handsome man, and give me time to calm certain biological responses, or dinner isn't happening."