Bunny didn't even dodge the pipe. He'd already been using thrown weapons for more than a thousand years, and a deliberate miss with one was as clear to him as day.

It brought his sarcasm out in full force. "Strewth, no one's ever threatened to eat me before."

Said as dry as the desert.

The chains were interesting, though. He eyed them with curiosity but didn't waste time whipping his other boomerang out and snapping into a martial stance.

"The Man in the Moon said you were a Guardian, but I don't think I believe him. All I care about is this - are you here to hurt kids? Seppo, if you wanna go, all you gotta do is say it."

He held his stance, eyes narrowed, ruminating somewhere in the back of his mind that all he ever seemed to do anymore was fight things.