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Jack Frost ([personal profile] letskicksomeice) wrote in [community profile] longestnight_old2013-05-13 10:55 pm
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The Tooth Palace

The flight was fun for Jack.

Which probably meant it wasn't the most fun for Tony.

The Wind wasn't the most gentle way to fly, especially when someone like Jack was riding it - because naturally It assumed Jack could take whatever It could dish out.

Their flight got a little gentler as he came in on his final approach to the tooth palace, though. It had been evening back in Pennsylvania, but here it was early in the day and the first vestiges of morning light were dancing over the mountains. Most of the mountains nearby were a bit more arid but here in this valley, everything was lush and green.

And colorful. True to its name, there was a palace here, one that looked as if it had been ornately carved out of the mountains themselves, painted in hues of pink, green, purple, yellow, and turquoise. There were also countless lattices and towers lined with - or maybe even made entirely of - gold. Some parts of the palace looked like other parts, only inverted, as if the different parts of it had grown up from the stone or down from the rocky ceilings like incredibly ornate stalagmites and stalactites.

Everywhere, there were fairies, little blue things that looked just a little too human to be hummingbirds. They flitted in from every direction and spread out in every direction, the ones coming in bearing teeth in their tiny hands, and the ones flying away carrying little coins tied to their waists with string. Jack and Tony passed by columns full of complicated contraptions that looked almost like a glorified reward system. Mechanical devices extended out when fairies approached, opening up to reveal puzzle boxes - painted with the faces of children - that had half-finished shows of tiny teeth. The fairies put the new teeth they'd collected in the boxes and then they closed up and withdrew back into their columns again, tucked away safe from the world. In exchange for the teeth, coins rolled down out of slots for the fairies to carry away to give to another child.

"We're gonna have to go let the lady in charge know you're here so she doesn't freak out over a strange guy being here. She runs a tight ship."
guardianofawesome: (That also could have gone better)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-14 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Tony would be looking all over the place and hiding how impressed he is, under better circumstances. He's catching his breath again and wondering if he has whiplash instead.

"Who runs this place?" he asks, eyeing the tiny hummingbird people with open suspicion.
guardianofawesome: (Headcanon accepted!)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
Tony, not for the first time today, has a powerful sense of not belonging here. He doesn't do magical joy fairies and dream wishes and whatever all of this is. And he thought the "norse gods" were as weird as it was going to get.

What do you say to hundreds of little fairy people? Wit fails him.

"Um. Hi?" he offers.
guardianofawesome: (...That works too.)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-15 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Baby... Tooth? Okay.

He holds out a hand as if to shake, remembers that this is a tiny fairy, and instead offers Baby Tooth his index finger.

"Sorry for the short notice, some teenagers apparently hate me," he says.
guardianofawesome: (...That works too.)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-17 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Tony sits with his legs folded, rather than dangling off the edge. Next to a kid who is actually really old and also magical. Who is toothbrushing a fairy.

Okay.

He hung out with a norse god before, he can do this.

"So, where did you leave off before we got in an argument about bizarro-world me?"
guardianofawesome: (Are you for serious)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Tony counts off the gist of things on his fingers.

"So I'm a myth right now, and we're the last line of defense against some kind of horrible monster, that monster is from beyond time and space who is going to destroy hope and goodness forever, and we need people to... believe in us. And some people I've never seen before hate me. And I'm in a movie."
guardianofawesome: (I'm a jerk but I'm an awesome jerk)

[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-22 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
Tony holds up his empty hands in a gesture of submission. "I don't plan on it. You keep doing your tooth thing, I'll stay out of the way."

...Not that he knows what the tooth thing is.

"What do you guys do with all these teeth anyway?"
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[personal profile] guardianofawesome 2013-05-24 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
"Okay, I must've missed this part. You say she's gone, where exactly is "gone" and how do we fix that?"

It can't be easy. Otherwise they would've solved it already with magic.